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Category: Jokes

Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?
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Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

Question: Beloved Master, Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews? Osho: Sanatano, Jews have a sense of…

Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do?
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Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  Question: Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do? Osho: Anand Magdalena, You must be too…

Osho – Why do you tell Jokes
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Osho – Why do you tell Jokes

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  Question: Why do you tell jokes? And why don’t you laugh at your own jokes? Osho: First, Religion is…

Osho – What is What is the secret of a Joke
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Osho – What is What is the secret of a Joke

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  Question: Beloved Osho, What is the secret of a Joke? Osho: The sudden unexpected turn, that is the secret…

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 5
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Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 5

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. One day I met Mulla Nasruddin on the road. He was walking with his two children. So I…

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 6
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Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 6

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. Mulla Nasruddin got so drunk that there was a fight with another drunkard, and he had wounds and…

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 4
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Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 4

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. Mulla Nasruddin killed his wife and then there was a case in the court. The judge said to…

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 1
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Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 1

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but her…

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 2
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Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 2

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. A patrolman was about to write a speeding ticket, when a woman in the back seat began shouting…

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 3
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Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin – 3

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. What was the argument between you and your father-in-law, Nasrudin? asked a friend. I didn’t mind, when he…

Osho Jokes on Nationalities
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Osho Jokes on Nationalities

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. An American, a German and a Polack were going on safari. They split up in the morning and…

Osho Jokes on Fake Spirituality
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Osho Jokes on Fake Spirituality

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. How much for a roast beef sandwich? asks Little Feenie Finkelstein, standing in Chicken Chopper’s Sandwich Shop. Two…

Osho Jokes on Repressed Sexuality
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Osho Jokes on Repressed Sexuality

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. A young cowboy, in the Wild West for the first time, finds himself in a town without women.…

Osho jokes on Pope the Polack
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Osho jokes on Pope the Polack

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

1. Zalewski got a job as a delivery boy in a pet shop. One day he was told to deliver…

Osho Jokes on ‘Character Paddy’
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Osho Jokes on ‘Character Paddy’

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

  1. Paddy wakes up in hospital, covered in bandages, and notices Seamus sitting at his bedside. What happened to…

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Beloved Master, Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?
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Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do?
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Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho - Why do you tell Jokes
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Osho – Why do you tell Jokes

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

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Osho's Rare Pictures - II
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Osho’s Rare Pictures – II

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho's Rare Pictures - I
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Osho’s Rare Pictures – I

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho Portraits - II
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Osho Portraits – II

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho Portraits - I
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Osho Portraits – I

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho In Discourses
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Osho In Discourses

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho Sannyasins [B&W]
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Osho Sannyasins [B&W]

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023
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Sannyas has to be a real break away. A loving surrender to the new....
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Words are good for nothing: Words neither satisfy your hunger nor quench your thirst

October 28, 2011November 27, 2023
Sannyas has to be a real break away. A loving surrender to the new....
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This is the key — the inner part of it is silence, and the outer part of the key is celebration….OSHO

October 28, 2011
Sannyas has to be a real break away. A loving surrender to the new....
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Life has to be squeezed to the last drop of juice. It is not something to be contemplated upon…OSHO

October 28, 2011
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Osho Quotes on Mind - I
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Osho Quotes on Mind – I

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023
Osho Quotes on Mind - II
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Osho Quotes on Mind – II

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023
the true birth is through the master
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Osho Quotes on Master – I

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023
A real master teaches you unlearning
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Osho Quotes on Master – II

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023
Osho Quotes on Love
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Osho Quotes on Love – IV

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023
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Beloved Master, Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?
Jokes

Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do?
Jokes

Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023
Osho - Why do you tell Jokes
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Osho – Why do you tell Jokes

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023
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