Sartini stalked into a police station and told the desk sergeant he wanted to swear out a complaint against a truck driver for assault and battery.
"What happened?" asked the bored cop.
"I was in a phone booth, and this creep came along and wanted to use the phone,"
explained Sartini. "I told him to wait a while, but he could not.
Finally, he slammed open the door and yanked me out of there."
"No wonder you got mad," agreed the sergeant.
"Damned right, I got mad," said the Italian.
"The son-of-a-bitch did not even give my girlfriend time to put her panties on."
