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Osho: There Is No Tomorrow – How to Live in the Present Moment
Words are good for nothing: Words neither satisfy your hunger nor quench your thirst
This is the key — the inner part of it is silence, and the outer part of the key is celebration….OSHO
Life has to be squeezed to the last drop of juice. It is not something to be contemplated upon…OSHO
God is all around you, but you are so full of scriptures, knowledge, so full of your own ego..OSHO

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you cannot deceive a master …OSHO

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you cannot deceive a master …OSHO

October 24, 2011

I have heard about one Egyptian king. He was very much afraid of death; he was very weak and…

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Beloved Master, Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

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Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do?

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Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho - Why do you tell Jokes

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Osho – Why do you tell Jokes

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

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Osho's Rare Pictures - II

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Osho’s Rare Pictures – II

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho's Rare Pictures - I

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Osho’s Rare Pictures – I

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho Portraits - II

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Osho Portraits – II

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho Portraits - I

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Osho Portraits – I

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho In Discourses

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Osho In Discourses

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho Sannyasins [B&W]

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Osho Sannyasins [B&W]

April 27, 2011November 12, 2023

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Sannyas has to be a real break away. A loving surrender to the new....

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Words are good for nothing: Words neither satisfy your hunger nor quench your thirst

October 28, 2011November 27, 2023

Sannyas has to be a real break away. A loving surrender to the new....

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This is the key — the inner part of it is silence, and the outer part of the key is celebration….OSHO

October 28, 2011

Sannyas has to be a real break away. A loving surrender to the new....

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Life has to be squeezed to the last drop of juice. It is not something to be contemplated upon…OSHO

October 28, 2011

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Osho Quotes on Mind - I

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Osho Quotes on Mind – I

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023

Osho Quotes on Mind - II

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Osho Quotes on Mind – II

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023

the true birth is through the master

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Osho Quotes on Master – I

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023

A real master teaches you unlearning

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Osho Quotes on Master – II

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023

Osho Quotes on Love

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Osho Quotes on Love – IV

August 7, 2011November 14, 2023

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Beloved Master, Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

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Jokes

Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do?

<img width="350" height="344" src="https://iosho.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/n20541091827_2046420_7134984.jpg" class="attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do?" decoding="async" srcset="https://iosho.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/n20541091827_2046420_7134984.jpg 350w, https://iosho.co.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/n20541091827_2046420_7134984-300x294.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px" title="Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do?">

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Osho, Many of your Jokes i don’t get. What to do?

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

Osho - Why do you tell Jokes

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Osho – Why do you tell Jokes

August 6, 2011November 12, 2023

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