If you want to be here, if you really want to relate with me, you will have to learn a totally different way of relating.
I am not a teacher, so if you are only a student here to be inspired, and all that….
I am not a missionary, either.
I am not here to convert you to some philosophy.
If you are really to relate with a master who has no knowledge but who knows,
who has knowing but no knowledge then you will have to relax a little.
You will have to drop your ideas of how things should be.
Remember always, many times it happens: you want to become a sannyasin,
but you forget who is the master and who is the disciple,
and deep down you start expecting things to be fulfilled by the master.
He has to be according to you, then he is right.
But any master worth the name can never be according to you.
People who are according to you are politicians.
They know that you will follow them only if they are according to you:
that is a mutual arrangement.
They have to follow you to make followers out of you: that is a mutual exploitation.
That's what political leaders are, followers of the followers.
They go on looking at you, at what your expectations are, and they go on fulfilling them.
I offend in every way.
I cannot fulfill your expectations.
If I start fulfilling your expectations,
I will not be of any use to you.
Then really you will be the master and I will be the disciple.
OSHO